Going With Eddie

bicycledays says:

An Asian woman walking with her umbrella very low and close to her head was approaching me. She was texting and not looking. As I approached her, I put my hand in front of my face to block her umbrella points. Oblivious and self-absorbed, she continued toward me. Her umbrella point was about to poke me in the face so I pushed up her umbrella high and she said “sorry” and I yelled “I forgive you. Hold your umbrella higher so you don’t poke people in the face. And stop texting!”